Kaitlyn

A freaky brown-haired EXTREMELY short girl that calls herself normal sized but is lying to herself. She likies to have contractions and never stops talking. Most commonly seen with a Carrington . Her body is unproportional cuz she has no butt but GINORMOUS boobs . She has a high-pitched squeaky voice and sounds like a five year old . AND SHE IS NOT A SKINNY COW .

Guy 1; Who's that?
Guy 2; Kaitlyn .
Guy; I want her.
Guy 2; Too bad, she has a mad lesbian crush on carrington.
Guy1; DAS HAWT

by Broskibrabrabrabrabrabrabra November 14, 2011

Kaitlyn

1. A friendless and not very attractive, though vain girl that comes to urbandictionary.com to write complimentary definitions of herself. Noun
2. To post positive information about yourself on any social networking site under an anonymous name.

Hey are you kaitlynning again over at facebook?

Yeah, I am hoping that people will think I am cool, and have friends. :)
Quit being a Kaitlyn...

by pseudologue July 19, 2010

Kaitlyn

a girl who doesn't know how to keep her legs closed; whore; slut bucket; STD infested bitch

Guy 1: I used to bang Kaitlyn
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 3: Me too

Guy4: Me too and I know about 6 other guys that have banged her too
Guy 1: That bitch been ran thru!

by Emslim July 17, 2012

Kaitlyn

The biggest h.o.e to ever live , and the girlfriend to the fattest bitch alive

Do you see that fat ass girl who cant do a situp ? that must be a kaitlyn

by Dragonbourn1108 September 10, 2018

Kaitlyn

A teenage girl that can be nice and humorus but when she finds a boy she likes she can turn into a stuck up whore these type of ️️kaitlyns can usually be found in the grounds of a secondary school

Guy 1:hey have you met Kaitlyn yet

Guy 2:yeah I have she seams nice

Guy 1:yeah she was until she became a stuck up whore

by 4bangers September 27, 2014

Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn is a dumb ass name for a dumb ass bitch who snorts cocaine and humps chickens for a living. god help her amen !!

Is that Kaitlyn?

Yeah, she's such a dumb thot.

by jeunkgguk January 17, 2018

Kaitlyn

The most annoying girl in the whole world. Not popular but try's to be. So weird that no one likes her.

Person 1: " yo dude that girl kaitlyn is in my math class"
Person 2: " I would switch classes before she makes you go insane"

"Ugh that kaitlyn girl is so annoying"
Or
"Ugh kaitlyn try's to be WAY to popular for her looks"

by Ghgcvbhg March 10, 2017