Kaiden

A smart mechanical friend but the least intelligent in society. Always can be seen driving a Honda Accord and constantly talks about Chevy Durmax's.

This person also has terrible hygiene and will always break the "Bro Code". (Don't bring them around your girlfriend)

Kaiden will always say "Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean I can't score"

Kaiden is acting like Kaiden again.

by Mrboulder May 27, 2020

Kaiden

monkey kaiden the greatest kaiden's first christmas

Kaiden: MONKEY

Annalise: MONKEY
Kenta: MONKEY

by ANNALOSE BRIUHH November 4, 2020

Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024

Kaiden

Someone who has a mom that sounds like Nicki Minaj.

I swear bro that dude is a kaiden

by 3 boat island treasure soother January 26, 2022

Kaiden

Fine asf and he really loves takyla

Kaiden loves kyla

by Cc jfc September 13, 2020

Kaiden

Tall dude who pushes people around until he gets them mad and gets into trouble.

YS: my watch got a dent guess imma box dude.
HGH: nope I gotta stop this
Kaiden: fuck this dude

by OGFTP December 30, 2020

kaiden-casper

A wonderful human being who is incredibly loving and caring. They are incredibly awesome and also a great boyfriend so if you can find one, he's probably taken.

Wow is that Kaiden-Casper? He's so awesome, of course he's taken!

by KaidenCasperAppriciator December 26, 2024