When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
Get the Krusty Keyboard mug.The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.
by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011
Get the krusty rabbi mug.When a female hasn't showered for days and reaches down in her crotch/dirty pussy and smears the liquid from her fingers and genitalia onto another's face across their nose and mouth to let the stench roll for hours
Duuuude we were just being stupid and having fun... I gave her a wet willy and she gave me a disgusting krusty karen
by Dagladell4114 April 13, 2023
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by bham69420 December 28, 2022
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Get the Kentucky Krusty mug.When a girl’s yeast infection is so out of hand, it has caused a creamy, crusted over vagina, and the only way through it is to put it between two slices of bread and eat it.
I could tell by the smell coming from her underwear I’d be having a “Krusty Krab Sandwich” for dinner
by MrKrustyKrabSandwich November 25, 2021
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