Is very talented and awesome, and is one of the best musicians in my book. Too good for little teeny boppers to say how "kute" he is or whose he is. Um... he has a wife. Denice. Heh sorry kiddos, i think you should check out simple plan or something.
by Nightmares_Win66 April 12, 2004
A very attractive Chinese man who used to be in the group EXO. However he realised how much SM suck and left to do stuff on his own. He's now an extremely talented, successful man who has starred alongside Rihanna and Cara Delevigne in movies and has a song about juice.
by Iloveexo August 29, 2017
Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
by Lar095070 September 08, 2015
A contestant on "Crapfest 2009" also known as American Idol season 8. No one thought he would get into the top 12, but he did because of horny women and then a few weeks later boomed into a serious contender and could possibly win this whole shitfest.
Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.
Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?
Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.
Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?
Girl 1: I WANNA FUCK KRIS SOOOOO BAD!111
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY
(No offense to his fans.)
by Lewis Black Fan April 26, 2009
Noun.
The most social forensics kid/spick ever. Accussed of, and proven, to also have an odd fear of people. Excels at forensics activities, has great taste in music, uses larger words than the average, and has an extremely cold room that is also a garage.
The most social forensics kid/spick ever. Accussed of, and proven, to also have an odd fear of people. Excels at forensics activities, has great taste in music, uses larger words than the average, and has an extremely cold room that is also a garage.
by T. Ham February 11, 2007
Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
by A fuckin cunt October 01, 2019