ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

by arbnmedic April 9, 2010

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009

mommy knockers

The still-attractive breasts of a mother. May be displayed prominently or left hidden for the imagination to discern. More attractive than mommaries.

"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby." - Seth to Evan on his mom's mommy knockers, Superbad, 2007.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009

Bush knocker

someone who has a fetish for excessively hairy vaginas.

tom, you bush knocker go get that chick!

by zazy z December 21, 2010

faggit knocker

a person who knocks a faggit in to place

gay dude; Uhh, why did you hit me.

ben coy; I was knocking your gayass into place you faggit knocker .

by dookie twirl August 13, 2016