kelsey

1.A guys name that originates from Scotland.

2.The most gangsta white guy in DA WORLD!

Wendy,"I saw Kelsey yesterday."

Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."

Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"

Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"

Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"

by PartyTaco December 7, 2006

Kelsey

The biggest hoe you'll ever meet.

OMG Kelsey stop being a slut!

by Hey Nigger How're You June 16, 2016

Kelsey

A very small, rare form of owl.

Joe: dude i saw a kelsey the other day! Bob: cool!

by dlinj March 27, 2009

Kelsey

the bitchiest woman in science class 💁

"omg you are such a Kelsey"
"the fuck did you say you whore?"

by BruhBruhJustin November 3, 2014

Kelsey

A girl who smells like cat litter

Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.

by Spider-Girl December 16, 2013

kelsey

A dance that contains many black men and skeet.

Black Guy: DAMN, do the kelsey on that hoe!

by Glovin March 28, 2008

Kelsey

A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!

Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"

by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011