Keanu

He’s the worst most backstabbing person in history. Never trust a Keanu

Girl 1: he called me a bitch even though he said ily first smh

Girl 2: he is such a Keanu fr (forreal)

by I_heart_hotmoms.com February 27, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020

Keanu Reeves

A drawing of a head of a male with big eyes and fat lips. It can range to different animals with male human faces. The naming process for the drawing goes by what the shape is, the word ending "anu", and then "Reeves" as the last name.

"Wow, that fish sure has big eyes and fat lips, it surely is a Fishanu Reeves like Keanu Reeves!"

by bionys, the vegan robot June 3, 2022

Keanu

Keanu the Weirdo. Calls himself beautiful and is mean. Sits all day playing Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars

Guy1:did you know that Keanou is actually set up to be the second ever double rainbow prestige player in hypixel history?
Guy2:WOAH WHAT REALLY??Keanu??? I thought there were five others already?

by jayjgamer123 November 26, 2021

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020

Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

keanu cade

always mad and says “k” a lot

“Why does he always look so pissed off?”
“His name is probably Keanu Cade.”

by kvmski January 21, 2022