Joey is an amazing friend, he is really funny and cool. at times, he can be grumpy/depressed but that will go away pretty easily. he is a caring person and your one of the luckiest people if you have him as a friend. he is a very independent person, he has okay taste in girls, but not too bad. he is awesome when it comes to cheering people up. he doesn't give up too easily. he is pretty crazy, some people might call him a redneck. Joey is a kind guy that is caring and really funny. your lucky if you have him as a friend
by ima._.whoosh December 19, 2018

man boobs...of course aptly named so because an ex member of a very popular sitcom had a considerable pair.
person one : 'wow man, I havent had any pussy in 1 year! what do you think is wrong?'
person two : 'erm its pretty simple dude, you have an epic pair of joey's'
person two : 'erm its pretty simple dude, you have an epic pair of joey's'
by the man with the golden bun April 21, 2008

Joey is a vary handsome man, hes smart and knows just when you need him. Big cuddly bear that just wants to cuddle up with you to make you feel better, on the other hand is vary skilled with sex. Vary romantic and intimate if you get the chance to get that close to him. Hes sexy and has a huge penis.
by Ratttat February 11, 2017

Bob- Yo Joey! I just got the new 50 cent album! It's gangsta!
Joey- Wow, you have got to be kidding me. I think you forgot that your a white boy, Bob.
Joey- Wow, you have got to be kidding me. I think you forgot that your a white boy, Bob.
by D.Athentoino December 14, 2008

by Basic Knowledge April 18, 2008

A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.
My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.
by SheenIsWinning June 20, 2011
