Joe

You just generally suck. Your the type to ask out the person you hate for a joke. Your addicted to your iPhone 4 and play games that are from when your parents were kids. Your into brunettes and have one best friend. You sit in a group of active people to make your self look active then play on you iPhone 4 with your one friend.
Why is joe with us?
He’s looking for a place to play on his iPhone 4
by Camel bananas March 16, 2020
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Joe

by imgay34 April 19, 2019
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Joe

An offensive joke that also sometimes is a mysterious "being" because thats your mum lol you fucking nitwit
Person: You know joe is in the kitchen
Person 2: who is joe?
Person: Joe mama!
Person 2: How dare you! *cries*
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Joe

1. to get burnt.
2. experiment lots with drugs
3.totally insane but is a genius in many ways
4. is a good guy and friend

5.will hold grudges.
1.don't play with fire or you'll become a Joe
2.look at that Joe over there all super high babeling about how to make a time machine. (the machine work but only going forward.)
by Daramier July 1, 2011
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Joe

Joe:
1.) a person or thing (often a person) who breaks furniture, or items in the houses, areas, or properties belonging to another person or thing. adj.

2.) a person or thing (often a person) who plans a certain event, or assures another he or she will be there, and randomly bails on them all. adj.
1.) Person 1: "Why the hell did you break my bed?"
Person 2: "I don't know... I'm sorry."
Person 1: "Wow, you're such a Joe!"

2.) Person 1: (on phone) "Where the hell are you? You're suppose to be here... 1 HOUR AGO!"
Person 2: (on phone) "Uh, I can't make it, bye." (hangs up)
Person 2: (to friends) "WOW, What the fuck, he said he can't come. He just ditched us, what a fucking Joe."
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Joe

Small and insignificant manchild who will third wheel your dates and skype calls, but will buy coffee with you in the mornings from the coffee chain he's sold his soul to.
by thepotatofaminist May 31, 2015
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Joe

A joe is a jackass and will trick you into loving him then you become enemies and joe ruins your life! FUCK YOU JOE
Girl 1: Have you seen joe? He’s so dreamy 😍
Girl 2: yeah I’ve met him.. he’s a bitch
by FuckPeople January 2, 2019
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