beer bottle jocker

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

Swagger Jocker

a person who copies your style

Danni- ohh my god ! jackie is such a swagger jocker. shes got the same outfit as me ! ! !

by baybhiieboO March 26, 2009

Young Jocker

Someone who jocks off of other people.

A young'n who be jocking.

Stop copying my words, Young Jocker!

by Young Brooklyn January 26, 2009

Jocker

from a husband's perspective, the fellow with whom your wife is sleeping with at your home while you are not there.

When I arrived home, my wife was in a good mood because the Jocker had just left.

by avg joe August 18, 2007

jocking

To hate on a person by constantly checking their formspring.me account and posting stupid shit on it.

True dat...but why would 12 year old girls be jocking my formspring and asking questions? That's odd

by twertyto November 2, 2010

Jocking

1. To jock someone.

2. Mocking. A way of irritating someone around you by repeating what they say, only replacing the first letter or few letters with different ones to make it rhyme in nonsense. Letters are most often replaced with "J" and "Qu". On occasion the new letter can be added to the front of the word, without replacing a letter. Invented by Dustin Puehler.

Person1: "I hate when you do that!"
Person2: "Qui bate when goo boo dat!"
Person1: "Idiot."
Person2: "Jidiot."

by Shawn White January 3, 2005

Jocking

The act of pulling a usually young male's pants, shorts or swim trunks down and stepping on them so as to trip him to the ground. Thus usually results in the shorts coming completely off.

John and Adam jocked Paul at the beach in front of the whole party. After jocking Paul, John and Sam hid his shorts from him.

by TaylorKnows82 July 22, 2014