Jocelyn Ariana Stevenson

An exotic model

This girl definitely looks like a Jocelyn Ariana Stevenson. She's a red bone.

by Cameron James Smith December 1, 2010

national jocelyn is gay day

october 29 is the national day of anyone named jocelyn being extremely homosexual

person 1: dude what day is it
person 2: october 29
person 1: oh shit it’s national jocelyn is gay day

by peepee poopoo butt October 29, 2019

Jocelyn

The kind of guy who is smart enough to be an astrophysicist, but everyone thinks he's secretly a girl because of urban dictionary.

I swear he's a Jocelyn. I just can't win :(

by Super-Nintendo-Chalmers June 29, 2021

Jocelyn

A name that derives from Josselin, a locality in Brittany, France, and was introduced to England after the Norman Conquest. It can be a surname or a first name. It is also a unisex name, however, recent trends in baby names shows it leaning towards female.

Also a popular girl in Merced who has zero self-confidence despite every guy on the floor being into her. Also forgets to prioritize stuff, such as school.

Friend 1: Let's go out tonight.
Friend 2: Don't you have a dissertation to complete? Stop being such a Jocelyn.

by HydrogenNMR November 22, 2021

Jocelyn

Jocelyn has her advantages and flaws though. Usually Jocelyns are Southeast Asian half chinese chicks that are super short like 4'11. She always gets grounded by her mom and eats crap for dinner like fishcakes and rice with a flower designed plastic plate from convenience stores. She's also always watching a movie on her laptop in history class and probably got level 1 offense in her school. She also never lets her hair down in school and looks super ugly like that, but at home when she's wearing her slutty bun with a sleeveless tank top and nike shorts she looks so hot. She's also such a foodie but can never get fat. She eats things with alot of lactose even if shes lactose intolerant. She also has really bad type because she had a crush on a guy with a durian buzzcut once.

🗣️: That girl sitting in the window seat of the class, who is she? She looks like shes watching a murder series..
🗣️: Oh yeah thats Jocelyn. But she's not eating ramen while shes doing it today..
🗣️: Huh..

by gyattvuu November 6, 2023

Jocelyne

Jocelyne is a tall, kind girl that loves helping other people out. She is also very pretty. All the boys want to hang out with her (because she's literally PERFECT), but she sticks with her friend group. She is funny and dramatic. Sometimes, if people hurt her siblings/friends, she will go knock their door down and make whoever that person is apologize.

"Hey, who's that?"
"It's my friend Jocelyne, I bet you'd get along perfectly."

by remberrr October 30, 2021

jocelyn

ugly ratchet as whore who has no ass and looks like a stick i found in my child’s room

i hate that bitch jocelyn…ew

by penisballllll May 4, 2022