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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.
by Max Bronson November 19, 2015
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jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.
Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!
by Revival31313 June 12, 2018
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hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
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jog

Quando rondo and em they jog
by Jump0utAce May 4, 2022
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jiggity jog

Taking a convoluted, indirect or tortuous path to a specified location
There was construction on the main road so we had to jiggity jog to get here.
by Tonyman122 June 24, 2023
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The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016
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Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied
We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet
by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021
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