Jeffery

Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.

Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.

by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022

Jeffery Benzos

excentric tech billionaire known for boofing money and xanax up his giant ass

if Jeffery Benzos put all his money up his ass he would need a really big ass

by Ikonakore January 11, 2022

Will Jefferis

a buddy, always cucked, every blowjob he gets the girl uses teeth

She bit my dick, damn i guess she pulled a Will Jefferis

by cuckboy111 April 20, 2018

Jeffery heath

Has the charm it takes to steal the heart of just about any girl who he talks to, has the ability to control her with his words and shows no emotions. Will cheat, lie say anything to get and keep her attention, he never cares what the outcome of his action as long as he is getting what he wants.

Jeffery heath is on that fuckary fuckboy shit again.

by Socialbutterfly23 May 17, 2023

Jeffery

He is mad hot

Jeffery is submissive and beedible

by Urban mom lover December 8, 2021

hobie Jefferied

The act of getting fucked over by someone and it ruins your whole day.

Damn Janice, my day was going so well, then I got hobie jefferied by that jerk paul

by IVIerriam-Webster November 3, 2023

Jeffery Cheah

Malaysia’s most successful corporate dictator. He rules the Kingdom of Sunway with an iron fist. All the students of his school, college and university bow to his benevolence. The area of Subang is his domain and he is letting us dwell in it.

All hail Jeffery Cheah the owner of shopping malls and giver of scholarships

by Taylor's college student November 26, 2023