Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome

(noun) The use of nonsense words or misuse of actual words to create or exaggerate threats for political gain.

Did you hear Sarah Palin talking about death panels on CNN today? Seriously, what is her deal?

She suffers from Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome, don't be so insensitive.

by James Carville's Cajun Accent July 2, 2010

Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008

jobby-jabber

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader

that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004

Jebbler

Jebbler is a play on the words "Jeb-end" meaning the end of a penis and "Gobbler" meaning one who consumes voraciously. It can be used to describe literally a massive end of a penis that consumes lots of food or, more often, an overweight dude who is a proper cock who you might define as a bit of a bell-end.

"Oh that Donald Trump, he's such a fucking Jebbler"

OR
"Holy shit thats a hungry jeb-end, a Jebbler even!"

by Dave the Jebbler November 10, 2017

Turkey Jibble

Someone who likes to jibble jimmy wangs.

Bro that guy just tried to turkey jibble James.

by EJS32 May 28, 2018

Jabberwocky

often confused with JabbawockeeZ, which is a dance crew, a Jabberwocky is a mythical creature which is the subject of a poem written by Lewis Carol in the 1800s. Lewis Carol also wrote Alice in Wonderland and was toasted on oppium when writing both. the poem is as follows:

"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

just read the poem which is title Jabberwocky and is right above this.

by LeroytheAmish December 4, 2009

Jew Jabber

The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City York Jew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgusting!

The voice of Woody Allen has the annoying sound of Jew Jabber.

by Da Capt'mn and Brova Man Tito May 23, 2008