Josh

Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.

Bro josh has Scoliosis

by Obeysooza March 13, 2019

To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.

You so small such a Josh tsk tsk

by geyboi35 June 10, 2018

joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 9, 2010

Josh

A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.

Stop being a Josh

by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018

Josh

Josh is extremely cute, he is very funny and friendly. He is very likeable, however he flirts with a lot of people. He has a lot of friends but doesn't take anything completely serious.

Josh I'm sorry, you're cute and all but I just can't date you.

by Jewish Unicorn June 18, 2018

josh

dumb stupii kid thad cantt spel andd itz tots nott himn righting this

i want to kill josh

by good old dumb April 12, 2022