To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
by geyboi35 June 10, 2018
Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.
by Obeysooza March 13, 2019
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 09, 2010
Josh is the guy that gets along with everyone! Will constantly support people with their goals even of they are goals he would not particularly like personally, but as long as it makes that person happy, he will do everything he can to make sure they feel his excited energy to encourage them to pursue their dreams. Josh may feel like that is his life purpose- to make sure everyone feels good all the time. Because of this generous attitude of giving emotional support to others, he will sadly neglect the most important person in his life-himself. He may not even fully comprehend what he personally enjoys and wants out of life because for so long he has supported others, tricking himself that he honestly loves everything. But deep inside (a place that he may not even knows exists YET) he has his own desires and goals he so badly wants to pursue. All Josh needs, are friends that make sure they make time to hear how he's feeling each day, what he would like to do and it's only then that Josh can see who he is, what he personally likes and what he doesnt like. Josh is a good guy. Josh is a good friend but all Josh needs to do is to make sure to take care of himself. He will see that yes, he was good at giving advice/supporting others, but he will soon discover that it is only after giving himself care, that his advice to others will then be 10x more powerful and meaningful.
P.s hes also probably super Mexican
P.s hes also probably super Mexican
by Alilbithonest June 13, 2019
The sweetest boy on Earth. He knows how to make you laugh and is super generous. The second you meet him you'll fall in love. He's down to Earth, and is always honest. He's really cute and confident. Haves the purest heart you can find. Don't EVER underestimate him. He's a genius. He puts others before himself which can be bad sometimes, but he doesn't care. Everyone loves him and his smile makes you feel so good inside. Such a positive person and he knows how to make people's day.
by If I dream November 29, 2019
Josh is a guy who loves people he loves his friends his family he loves everyone even if your bad Josh has made a lot of mistakes but josh knows how to move on he doesn’t look towards the past he looks towards the future he is sweet he may seem to like you like he likes girls but he doesn’t want to be hurt when he spills his guts out for them so he stays quiet he is gentle kind sweet loving person he has t found his potential he has been depressed but he has fought out of It so always trust josh he knows what he is doing
by Another josh October 14, 2018