jortsing

when a man puts socks on his hands and starts violently screaming and thrusting his meat at the air.

Let's try Jortsing later!

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jortsing

The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman

"He tried jortsing and got rejected."

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025

Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person

Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts

by kaboob10 August 1, 2019

jelly jortikka

Homo

jelly jortikka is so fucking gay

by neitsytrotta October 28, 2021

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022