Jihad Maid

An Indian woman, especially a non-Muslim Indian woman, who dreams of becoming the highest ranking harem slave in an Islamic caliphate. Serves Islamic ideology. Rides jihadis.

Twitter is full of these fugly jihad maids defending jihadist attacks.

by Colleen Declension June 14, 2022

jager jihad

Just like a jagerbomb except instead of one shot of jagermeister in a cup of red bull it is one shot of red bull in a cup of jagermeister.

Arie: Dude, J.'s so drunk after like 3 drinks. Are Jager bombs that potent or is he just a light weight?
Mert: Nah bro, he just downed a jager jihad... 3 times... in two minutes.

Arie: Oh.

by Canadiankid415 May 16, 2016

tryhard jihad

When someone is being a try-hard and causes even more explosive problems to the people around him.

Fred: "Jesus Fucking Christ, Samuel is taking matters into his own hands again! He redid our entire group assignment the last time around and we all got an F!"

David: "Damn, I guess you could say he's being a real tryhard jihad"

by scouter495 June 17, 2018

trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

Blow Jihad

The act of forcing a blowjob with a dirty bomb, plane, gun, anthrax, ect.

Muhammed told her to get on her knees and blow him, but when she refused he went into the cockpit and threatened to crash the plane into the building she caved and against her will gave him what he wanted; that is a blow jihad.

by alky January 13, 2008

Crimson Jihad

A secret organisation with super secret missions including deciding the fate of virgins.

"We are the Crimson Jihad and we are here for you young virgin"

by A Member of the Crimson Jihad September 19, 2009

love jihad

love jihad is a conspiracys theory used by hindu nationalists to claim that muslim men only marry hindu women to decrease hindu population. it is generally promoted by the BJP, the ruling party of India, this party has previously used the holocaust as an example on why everyone should be of the same race, ideology and religion, this was seen as an insult against holocaust survivors

even though the police has found no evidence on love jihad existing, the media will still support it like it is a hard fact

by @mrkulci June 29, 2019