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Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
Jesus by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Jesus by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
Daddy that birthdededed me
Jesus by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019
Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
Jesus by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
Jesus by s-elarson February 13, 2019
A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett
Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus
Jesus by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019