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Japanese Bow Tie

Blowjob while at a sushi bar - wasabi included - ouch!
Ben was eating sashimi while getting a Japanese Bow Tie, too much wasabi was used and he cried.

Japanese Wedgie 

When someone grabs you by the undies, lifts you up and off the ground, twists them, then ties them into a knot all while being lifted off the ground by some strong ass SOB. The pain comes later.
Person one: *grabs person two by the underwear* *lifts person two up and off the ground* *ties person two's underwear*

Person two: *dies* IIIIIIIEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
Person one: *Lets go of person two's undies*
Person two: *walks back home while also feeling the horrid pain up their ass* I can't believe they gave me a Japanese Wedgie...
Japanese Wedgie by It_Can_Not December 21, 2019

Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.
I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life

japanese porn 

Porn from japan(if you could not figure that out,get a shirt that says not right for mating).

Anyway japan is known for its toon porns but it has so many vile things they have to offer, Like bukake ,not too mention their oppsession with youth and school girls.
Tim:Hey i just saw the grossest thing
Tom:What?
Tim:I saw this movie from japan where they had (cencord)!
Tim:Thats just not right! Um do you think i can see it?
japanese porn by Smart Duffus September 3, 2005

Japanese Crabcake 

Performing oral sex with semen in your eyes.
Last night Zoe Cross Japanese Crabcaked me!
Japanese Crabcake by danwillyhull August 18, 2009

japanese astronaut 

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.
Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.
japanese astronaut by Joe Salone September 22, 2010