dude 1 : yo man check this out I just bought a case of heineken
dude 2 : omfg you f*cking noob , go buy hertog jan!
dude 2 : omfg you f*cking noob , go buy hertog jan!
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by Belle Black October 9, 2004

It's the day a legend was born.
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He has a very rare name that makes it impossible for the average human being to fully comprehend the full meaning of this unnaturally meaningful name. There are not many people who have the extreme power of having this name, but those who do, are basically the perfect form of humanity in every way, shape and form.
by Extremely yes May 16, 2020

Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat
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