Iowa

A state that is a major breadbasket of the United States, with lots of farming and agriculture (even though "farming" and "agriculture" are the same). Also home of the greatest band ever: SLIPKNOT!!! Stay (sic) Maggots!

Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa.

by MetalHead16 August 25, 2010

Iowa

The state you live in because you were born there.

I live in Sioux City, Iowa.

Why? There are a lot of better places you could live.

I was born there.

by Cjohn9 March 9, 2011

Iowa State College of Design

Good college for the following, nuff said:

Graphic Design
Architecture
Interior Design
Industrial Design
Integrated Studio Arts
Landscape Architecture
CRP

Tim: "I'm going to Iowa State College of Design"

John: "What a great school for design!"

by John Mcgrubber December 11, 2010

Iowa

A state that claims to be #1 in education, and even says so on the state quarter despite being completely average at best. According to the American Human Development Project (measureofamerica.org), Iowa is:

3rd in high school graduation rate
23rd in 4th Grade National Assessment of Educational Progress in Reading
28th in 8th Grade National Assessment of Educational Progress in Math
29th in High School grads enrolling for college
36th in obtaining Bachelor's Degrees
42nd in obtaining Graduate or Professional Degrees
26th in the cost of a 4 year degree
27th in overall education index

The top 5 are Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maryland, New Jersey and New Hampshire.

Iowa is #1 in education. It says so on the quarter.

by jdawgtriplev August 2, 2011

Iowa City

If you havent been here for a Hawkeye game, or spent a weekend at the bars, you know nothing of it..... Iowa City has the biggest bar in the Big 10, and is renowned everywhere in the midwest. beware though, the 5-0 are a bunch of a$$holes, and because there's so much fun and underage drinking, they employ QUITE a force. If you're getting drunk downtown just remember to wear your sleeves long so they (cops) cant see your lack of wristband. Other than that there are 40,000 kids ready for whatever and Playboy Magazine nominated Burge Residential dorm the top 10 places to get laid in America in 95. if you can keep your head on straight and balance a lot of fun with hard work, you'll be 'A' okay.. if not... you'll probably drop out, but not before the best semester of your life....

blasted, f-ed up, smashed, herky, liberal iowa, homefront, Iowa City is the greatest place.... in the midwest

by Houlo October 8, 2005

Iowa City

iowa city were its okay to drink a lot but its better to be an alcoholic. with so many bars how can you not always be drunk. fac really come on that just means get drunk after class pass out for a few hours and wake up and do it up again. the magic bus...well need i say more... IC and be summed up as the greatest place ever. no hurricans can ever happen, and even if they did, we would probably all be too damn drunk to noice...well unless our beer wasnt cold.
dont knock it before you try it, you'll love it.

21 shots for you birthday..alright sweet
21 pitchers oh no those are gone get an other card what your on cared 25 and there are only 10 people drinking them dude alright new record.. iowa city is a beer drinkers heaven.

by LND September 28, 2005

inwastement

An investment that everyone knows is equal to using your money as toilet paper.

Person 1: I'm thinking about investing in Saab.

Person 2: You better not, that's a total inwastement! Here's a tip: use that money to light yourself on fire, idiot.

by Oden666 July 26, 2012