Innocence Theory

"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.

"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"

"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."

by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021

innotwecent

when someone pretends they’re innocent when asked about their sex life

that boy is innotwecent

by okraku March 10, 2021

INNORMAL

A slang term meaning informal

Guy1: "anyways"
Guy2: "that's incorrect english"
Guy1: "it's innormal dumbass"

by EarlessMimikyu February 28, 2022

non innocent

Where someone loses their innocence and is very sexual active as well as wanting now that they have been exposed to the real world they see things in new lights and new ways bringing forth this non innocence

"Ashley used to be a saintly and innocent girl but ever since she got some dick she is now non innocent"

by Pseudoman1969 August 31, 2017

LEAD Innovation Studio

It has a pretty nice new school building. A student reported that it smells like a farm. You are either apart of the LGBT community, a straight ally or a homophobic. The teachers can either be nice or can be a asshole to you. You can be anything there or do anything! From getting into fights or vaping/doing drugs. You can even find people either fucking in the bathrooms or making out in the stairwells. Please stop btw, its not cute. Like there is so many other places to screw each other. By the way we also have anime weebs here that are so amazing! We even have a bunch of sarcastic meme lords. We also have a very tired mother and so kids suffering from insomnia. Oh how fun this is! Also I'm totally not a bored 10th grader who goes there. Well if you are looking for an amazing school to send your kids then LEAD is the place for you!

Dashing through the door
With only 3 floors now
Instead of 6 flights of stairs!
Crying all the way
With an anime weeb army
A very tired Mother!
A happy LGBT Community!
Stupid Homophobics!
People screwing in the bathrooms!
Making spirits dull
What fun it is to learn and forget when we are older
A FUN song tonight!
Oh,LEAD Innovation Studios,LEAD Innovation Studios
LEADing all the way
Oh! what fun it is to learn?
A bunch of useless facts
LEAD Innovation Studios,LEAD Innovation Studios
LEADing all the way
Oh! what fun it is to learn?
A bunch of useless facts!

by WeeItsASimp September 9, 2020

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

Holy Innocents'

Small private school right outside of Atlanta. Not too stuck up, not too ghetto. A nice inbetween school for those who know the Atlanta school system.

The kids at Holy Innocents' don't act too holy and I know for a fact they aren't that innocent.

by Smiley November 3, 2004