Sweet Invite

Not receiving an invite to an event....or simply being left out because you aren't cool enough to be included.

Girl to her friend...."I think I'm pregnant." Friend "Sweet invite!"

by Nick Andresackis November 29, 2011

Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

illiteretarded

This is just a cross combination of the word illiterate and retarded.

(To the kid in class who reads but fails and looks stupid at the same time)
Bob: What the matter, are you illiteretarded or something?

by Ninjun April 15, 2008

Illitertexting

When a person put acronyms in texts because of their poor vocabulary skills.

Remember the party at franks last night?
yea freakin smash! i cnt wait till frdy
why you illitertexting? u still drunk

by ronathon June 5, 2009

Illiterate

Everyone on the internet and you

Why r ur texts so illiterate, I cnt understand dem

by AbsolutelyComical September 30, 2014

Illiternet

Illiteracy on the internet. Trying to read an article or news story online is impossible. Everything is misspelled on the illiternet.

This article is so full of typo's I'm shaming them on Vine #illiternet

by Joliepop October 10, 2014

invite slut

being lovely and sexy at the same time.

invite slut to skeet so he can use it forever.

by Avaster May 2, 2018