Prison Wallet

You're not supposed to put Tums in your prison wallet, you're supposed to eat them!
by DonnieBaker-StateLaw September 22, 2020
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Wallet Rapist

(wol-it rey pɪst)
A Financial Dominatrix who accepts money from a money slave.
History:
MissTriss an exotic Mulatto Dominatrix from Michigan formerly known as "Greedy Mistress Kim" aka "Hybrid Bunny", coined the terms "wallet rape" and wallet rapist in the 1990s to distinguish Herself from Her caucasian FinDomme Sisters who were politely asking for gifts.

"Although it was roleplay, the submissive and I enjoyed the sense of Me taking the money from them while they pretended to be reluctant. It gave them a sense of weakness that they could relish in for however long the scene lasted."
MissTriss is a lifestyle Dominant who now offers fetish training for Dominants and submissives in the art of Financial Domination .
MissTriss is a beautiful wallet rapist who WILL take your lunch money and leave you penniless.
by MissTrissMatterMindTraing March 23, 2017
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Sausage Wallet

A girls Vagina For example a TWAT, or a Tampoon Socket
n. Yeah I made her scream when i played with her sausage wallet when I was over at her house.
by Josh Grauer May 04, 2006
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wallet slap

when a bitch is arguing with you, you take out your wallet and slap her across the face with it. Clarification: you are not simply throwing the wallet at her or hitting her with it, you are holding one fold of the wallet in your hand and flicking your wrist; thereby causing the other fold to flip out and slap the intended target.
a girl keeps talking about how a flier for your organization's party is offensive to women. in order to spare yourself the effort of having to pretend to listen, you quickly remove your wallet and perform the "wallet slap." She never saw it coming and is completely silent afterwards; thus saving much needed oxygen from being wasted.
by inDAmoniesGAME October 30, 2007
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Poop Wallet

A word invented by a man in Green Bay that means being flat broke, which later became part of a jingle for a fictious store for broke people to shop at. "When you've got nothing in your pocket, Poop Wallet."
I can't afford to go to the movies tonight, I have a poop wallet.
by Flashdzine February 12, 2010
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sausage wallet

another slang term for a vagina. a sausage being the penis & the vagina being the wallet.

hope you got that dumbass.
you are just a no good sausage wallet, the freaking whore
by suck on this ass wipe February 12, 2009
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wallet chain

a fashionable usually long chain attached to a wallet to prevent theft. typicall yooked to the belt loop or pants somehow. sometimes worn strictly for fashion. popular in rocker, biker, punk, goth, and recently hip hop culture.
That wallet chain is very fashionable, but it also makes it so people can't pickpocket you.
by skudge December 28, 2007
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