by tayyyyyyyy May 18, 2022

^ When he was VP, Joe Biden was famous for dropping tow on days when female Secret Service agents were assigned to guard him
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
by thurb June 28, 2023

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021

by Fjvitt June 1, 2022

When two men take a tow hitch and insert each end in their anuses (square end and ball end) and the square end receiver crawls on the floor towing the other man behind him.
by Jason mcgregor April 8, 2021
