by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013
Get the Ikea Flat mug.To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015
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A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean January 21, 2016
Get the Ikea Girlfriend mug.Worst person EVER typically guys, the opposite sex hates them especially, people always say that they like them to not hurt their feelings. Girls named Emma hate the guys and guys named Jake hate the girl ikenasios.
Emma:Look at the at ikenasio over there, ugh he said he likes me. I'll be his girlfriend so I don't hurt his feelings.
by Soldier BOI April 18, 2018
Get the Ikenasio mug.she is humble some times shy known for pressing and fighting people.she dosent like bullying. she's a nice caring person now. she fights for her friends she cusses a lot. she's some time depresses and sad . ileyah puts on a fake smile and laugh a lot but people don't know nut ileyah is a coo loving hearted person.
by some girl from a school May 30, 2019
Get the ileyah mug.a compliment or an insult to one's bedroom as it looks modern or unique or if it looks like everybody.
Beccy: Wow! your bedroom looks like an IKEA Bedroom! It's so unique!
OR:
Sandra: Ew, an IKEA Bedroom. Why did you do this?
OR:
Sandra: Ew, an IKEA Bedroom. Why did you do this?
by CaptainMalware October 8, 2019
Get the IKEA Bedroom mug.A Beautiful Person both inside and out. They marvel at the world and look at it through big brown luscious eyes. They are the best of people and will do great things with their lives.
by AngeliqueGGR October 20, 2020
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