instructions unclear

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.

"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."

by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014

Instastuck

The inability to get off of Instagram.

Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.

My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.

by Hipmomma January 23, 2023

Victoria Park Collegiate Institute

This is when a school thinks it's tough but it's not. Cops come here like once every 3 months and people start thinking it's some hood school. Some people are sick, but most are toronto hood man wannabes. Scarborough is way better.

Wastyute 1: Yo fham you tryna pull up, i got bare tings in my mama's crib fham
Bucktee 1: Nah fham, mans presto emptier then parkway fham
Wasteyute: Im finna get you that uber man, im tryna get wit them batteries like a (insert an electronic that uses batteries)
Bucktee 1: nah fham, got stained on the 95, told the bus driver i was 12 and he stained me fham,

Wastyute: Your phone too?
Bucktee: Nah, i still got my iphone 5s. And even though I have a shitty ass Iphone 5s, im gonna make fun of people with expensive androids. Because I go to Victoria Park, and that's what I do
Wateyute: Alright fham, i never had any battteries any way fham, I saw some at the club( STC, theres no club) and she told me how im a waste yute, im like Nize that, and she was like shutup you wasteman
Bucktee: Yo fham does she wanna fight, ima ride out fham, ima ride out. I got you bro, uak ima pull up fham
Wasteyute: Nah but ima see you in Victoria Park Collegiate Institute tommow right?
wasteyte: Nah, im skipping

by The Toronto Hoodman Exposer January 20, 2019

inspiration porn

A portrayal of people with disabilities as one dimensional things that only exist to warm the hearts and open the minds of able bodied people.

John's presentation highlighting Suzy's courage to go to school everyday, despite using a wheelchair, was nothing but inspiration porn. Suzy's real qualities are her intellect and quick wit.

by benwheely January 12, 2017

insitate

the best female fortnite player aka ashley ps 😼

dayum insitate you’re nasty asf

by Insitate June 28, 2021

instagram model

Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.

Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one

by KGenevieve October 28, 2013

Instascam

Used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on Instagram but actually wasn't fun

Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"

Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?

by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013