The Volo Duct Idea

The act of getting a real job

“Dave, bro, you should really get a real job! The Volo Duct Idea is getting to your head”

by Mr Volo November 3, 2019

really bad idea

Coming out to your very homophobic parents.

my guy THAT IS A REALLY BAD IDEA

by TriDiscord June 6, 2022

Its a terrible idea

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Teacher: do on www.loko.gwo.pl
Me: Bad coding ideas
Teacher: Its a terrible idea.

by F*ck ya 9000$ gup October 6, 2020

Free Flow of Ideas

Coming up with an Idea or solution to a problem while Taking a shit and immediately forgetting the idea or solution when you flush the toilet.

Boss: Well did you come up with any ideas on the Penske account.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.

by The cow Hunter January 4, 2021

golden ticket idea

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.

Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.

by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

all the gear, no idea

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.

"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot

by BNox June 15, 2016

willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire

In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"

by frankieg102 November 15, 2009