Iready

used early on in elementary starting in 3rd grade. Most famous known method of torture and suffering, it is the 1# most feared Death Row sentence only used on the most severe offenders. Some say the creator of this horrific site has committed sudoku via taking a diagnostic and doing a lesson. Side effects include, Suicidal thoughts, Failure, Low self-esteem, Depression, and chronic headaches.

"ay yo what we doin in the english class?"
"taking an iready diagnostics followed up by doing 5 passing lessons"
"Bruh"

by NostalgicUrban December 15, 2019

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iReady

A tool that teachers use, thinking it will help teaching (do their job for them.) In reality, this program drops student grades, as it instills a feeling of utter excruciating pain, causing them to eventually be instilled with a deep craving for the release of death.

Hello mom and dad, i realise this may be a shock to you.. if you are reading this it means i am now dead, i couldn't go on living anymore after my teachers ruined my life, forcing me to do iReady. its "lessons" have tortured me far past the point of no return i love you ... goodbye..

by drazini June 1, 2018

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A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.

"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."

by AidsCentral June 9, 2018

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