help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.

Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.

by XXXCHICKENXXX December 13, 2012

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Best response to being punched. Ever.

Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

by liMPiNMEdiC January 6, 2008

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

by ArtySims February 22, 2009

Ah Fuck I can't believe you've done this

Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you

"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."

by Anti-hypofritz February 26, 2017

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009