hurting bert

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert

by considerate young ladies May 1, 2005

Hurfing your durf

when you barf, it sounds like your saying hurfadurf, therefore you are hurfing your durf.

Mikey: Oh I don't feel so good, I think I am going to barf.
Danny: Don't go hurfing your durf in my car man.

by Sir Lulzalot May 15, 2011

meat hugging

when one is excessively sucking up to another guy bc they want to suck their dick

Hey don't make fun of him. "Boy stop meat hugging before I get all up on that ass boy"

by meat hugger January 17, 2015

Hugging the Cactus

When a person anthropomorphizes a fake plant, especially one that is human-like in shape, resulting in an intimate moment with an otherwise unsympathetic object.

Cordell tried his best to impress the nice, young lady at the pool party. Sadly, all his friends knew that the ficus would never return his call. He was hugging the cactus.

by chaunky smelderbodom February 11, 2017

A hurling hit and run

When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh

Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run

by The ones and only January 16, 2009

stop hurting

used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!

stop hurting maurice!

stop hurting jane

stop hurting she

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Bone Hurting Juice

CBD Oil, usually in Vape Juice form.

Hey man my muscles are aching, can you hit me up with some of that bone hurting juice?

by pearlharborboi November 20, 2017