Hungarian Lottery

When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit

“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
“Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”

by L10nelMess1 June 23, 2019

Hungarian Choke

When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.

Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.

by Overwatch-me-papi November 15, 2016

Hungarian Windmill

A sexual act in which a small Hungarian woman rotates 365 degrees on a Hungarian Cock (*see Hungarian cock definition)

Zoltar - “Hey Anna, want to try the Hungarian Windmill tonight?”
Anna - “Yes! I’d love to spin around on your Hungarian cock!”

by LemonMary January 12, 2023

hungarian condom

A condom which has been punctured by a needle in order to cause deliberate pregnancy. Frequently used by Hungarian and eastern European women who have sex with douchebags.

Al: I think that eastern European girl I fucked is pregnant.
Mike: Of course it is Al. You are so stupid, always on the phone that you did not realized she used Hungarian condoms on your dumb ass.

by buck neckid ALM September 22, 2011

Hungarian Battlewhore

An insult used to describe people that want to fight all of the time.

"Chill out, don't fight him. You're such a Hungarian Battlewhore."

by Brian Marshall August 11, 2006

Hungarian Cutip

When you shit on a blow pop and then make someone eat it.

Friend 1: So you know that guy I gave a Hungarian Cutip to a couple weeks ago?

Friend 2: Yeah, I remember. That was so hilarious, I did it to my girlfriend yesterday because that kind of thing turns her on.

Friend 1: Ummm... the guy I gave it to died yesterday of salmonella.

by Convicted of Manslaughter October 16, 2011

Hungarian Breakfast

When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.

Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?

Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”

by benjiben December 1, 2018