Howdy Pillar

The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s

“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”

by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024

Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car

F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****

by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024

Howdy Doody

When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.

I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!

by QCPhotoPro September 10, 2021

Howdy

Howdy is a greeting, which means, "Hello." or "How do you do?"

"Howdy, Lady."

by Unknown Status October 29, 2022

Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".

"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."

by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022

Howdy

Used to tell friends or coworkers that you farted and not to breath through their nose. Mostly used among aviators and pilots, to inform them the stink is biological and not from a fire onboard an airplane.

Person 1: *farts*

Person 1: “Howdy”

by Flamesmith god March 1, 2022