Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Pussy Hostage

A guy who's girlfriend has an insatiable sexual appetite and all she wants to do is have sex, thus making her man a hostage to her pussy.

Michael's girl wants to fuck all the time, he is such a pussy hostage.

by Vette Dog May 2, 2012

Hostage

A girl you would fuck but she has an ugly face. Hence, you would fuck her with a bag over her head, like a hostage.

Shawty in the corner got a fatass and thighs but she high key a hostage. I’d definitely still hit it from the back doe.

by Gustav and Cole March 31, 2025

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.

Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life

by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017

hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs

There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa

by Hostage June 16, 2003

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

by JLLee September 5, 2011