horizontal hustle

Term for gettin' it on, having sex.

I bet Jack and Sue did a little horizontal hustle last night>

by Lurchzilla January 18, 2011

horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

Horizontal Bordercross

Having sex on the deadman's land between two nations, where the man is in one country and the woman is in the other. Ideally the sex is done in lotus, or an otherwise symmetrical position, so that neither person needs a passport to commit the act.

Andra and I totally did the horizontal bordercross last night, and the feds couldn't do anything! So hot!

by notfarg May 30, 2013

Horizontal Date

One-night stand or booty call.

Usually preceeds the "Walk of Shame"

Jennifer: Steve and I had a horizontal date last night.

by eep525 June 14, 2013

Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.

"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"

by Pete Cray June 23, 2016

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.

My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016

horizontal abuse

Any behavior perceived as hostile or aggressive by one's peers.

Nurse Ratchet was angry about being written up for horizontal abuse just because she rolled her eyes at her trainee.

by Boring Girl June 29, 2017