Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".

EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.

by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011

hoon

someone who does burnouts, doey’s or speeds to show off.

Ray mate, stop fangin’ it in the overtaking lane, its a 60 zone mate you’re being a hoon

by coalmoney September 15, 2021

hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

Hoon

Where you reek and stink of any smell bad or good

Megan hoons

by Mingey July 16, 2023

Hoon

Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad

Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks

"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"

by vespachez April 21, 2023

Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.

Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*

by mynidro November 22, 2020

Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.

The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up

by Nebulas May 30, 2021