Brandon Holmes

A really cool guy who used to know a cool kid named troy but troy fucked him over and thats not cool

That kid Brandon Holmes is really cool.

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cassidy holmes

a piece a crap that lives under Donald trumps shoe. Also smells like old hibachi.

"Ew WTF is that?"
That's a Cassidy Holmes"

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The angry boner you get from having an overdose of nutmeg.

Guy 1: Dude, stop sniffing nutmeg, you're gonna get a maxim holmes.
Guy: BUT ITS SO GOOD.

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The character Sherlock Holmes is based off of Shafiq's real life.

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A 300 pound bowling ball of a man who always has to show you memes or the IT 2 trailer

Did Ryan Holmes show you the IT 2 trailer?

Yeah, he has done that for the fifth today.

Ryan Holmes by 420or69? September 14, 2019

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A sexy beast

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An absolute legend wielding an insane amount of cake. A voluptuous thicc boi. Swordsman and actor, bro and ballpit boy

“Aidan Holmes is extremely sexy and Poggers”

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