Stoagie Holder

When you are smoking a cigar and bending a chick over and you want to grab some tits or ass so you put the cigar in her ass hole.

That chick has a hell of a nice stoagie holder on her.

by Titans123 May 15, 2018

v-card holder

he or she who took your v-card v-card

he1; last night i went back to cassie's house.
he2; what did you guys do?
he1; well lets just say i'm her v-card holder.

by yourv-cardholder January 28, 2009

magic cup holder

Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.

Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"

by 403forbidden January 23, 2015

Tea towel holder

Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.

Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.

by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003

Season Pass Holder

A person, or group of people, who chooses not to spend what little money they have on food, shelter or basic necessities, but on season passes at your favorite amusement park. They walk through the park with basketballs showing off their "baller" skills, cut lines, curse loudly, and exhibit otherwise inappropriate behavior, ruining everyone else's day.

Those thugs that just jumped the fence and cut the 2 hour line for the roller coaster are definitely season pass holders. We can't say anything or else we'll get jumped.

Wow, did you see that guy dribbling a basketball down Main Street USA? How impressive; I wonder if he's in the NBA! He must definitely be a season pass holder.

by Non-Season Pass Holder October 10, 2008

Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.

I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"

by EDKirk June 1, 2011

charles dustin holder

A beautiful soul. Handsome, strong, intelligent.. loving. All around a southern gentleman!

Charles Dustin Holder.. yea He can be a pain in the ass but that’s my future husband!

by Kuwrer October 23, 2020