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Hobosexual

Guy: what the Hell is that guy doing is he flirting with a hobo
Other guy: dude let him be, hes hobosexual
by arcanenarwhal September 16, 2016
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A person that is sexually attracted to homeless people only.
Nah trust me bro. She’s not into you. She’s a hobosexual fr fr.”
by Dogs In A Bathtub November 19, 2025
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A person who lives like a gypsy going from new relationships, parents, and friends - they never have a place of their own making them a hobosexual.
Me: Well, I kicked Larry out last night. He's got to find a place to stay.
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021
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Hobosexuality; adjective.

Defdinition:A person who has sex with another because they are homeless and in need of shelter.

See also:
Mike Conti.
Mike Conti faces many issues with Hobosexuality with many faces
by ThatTrashPanda May 16, 2019
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When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.
"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"
by Retta S November 22, 2011
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A person who is homeless and will have sex with a gay person just to have a place to live. (I'm not gay but $20 is $20)
Bill: I just got a text from Chris and he wants to move in with me.

Mark: stop that action right now cuz he's a hobosexual.
by BigSeags December 31, 2021
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A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.
Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!
by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022
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