Hava

Truly a debonair individual, a Hava is characterized not only by incredible sideburns, but also by the Edwardian charm that accompanies them. Accomplished in many art forms, a Hava will often be seen painting exquisite formations while nodding genuinely to trumpets, most likely with spirits of the twist-top variety as an accompaniment. Havas are pleased by muffins, slow claps, and activities native to the British Empire, and are additionally and exceptionally thrilled by cats of the long variety. Havas are displeased by excessive and brutish displays of bro-hood yet will happily create venomously eloquent barrages of impressive vocabulary to confuse said plebes, taking special delight in their faulty use of the double negative. Thrilled by the worlds of science and antiquity, a Hava is at once immersed in both the past and the future, while retaining a present rife with wit and all forms of poetry. Havas come equipped with a Shakespearean turn of phrase for every occasion.

“Holy shit, a bro stampede! I wish I had a Hava handy to obliterate these fools!”

“Egad, is that a genuine 18th century pocket watch? How delightfully Hava.”

"The way you're spreading that hot mustard is incorrigible, could you be any more Hava?"

by YourPalimpsest January 2, 2012

havalah

A Hebrew name for a total babe. Derives from the name Eve, which means life, so that bitch be fertile. Only bust a nut in her if you ready for commitment, an 18 year commitment. But seriously, datpussydoe.

Did you see that fox? Yeah, she's a total Havalah.

by hot larvae June 21, 2016

hagalicious

Hagalicious as a verb is the action of re-approaching, accepting and loving the person you are right now with serene irony.

Hagalicious as an adjective describes an attitude encompassing and transcending the resignation of defeat, heroic self acceptance, lust for self and clowning around about it

Hag's meaning is "ugly, slatternly, or evil-looking old woman". Hagalicious is a reversing talisman of self love and acceptance as we reorganize as elder s. Crone's meaning is an ugly, withered old woman; a hag. on the "Free Dictionary" and Merriam Webster online: Middle English, from Old North French carogne, carrion, cantankerous woman, from Vulgar Latin *carnia, carrion, from Latin car, carn-, flesh; see sker-1 in Indo-European roots.
Delicious "Merriam Webster" online: affording great pleasure

Verb: I totally hagalicious'd that.
Adjective: The air above the limb rippled with a hagalicious smile.

by ironicalhero September 1, 2013

Haralambos

the sickest nigga in the world he loves greek food and greek economy porn.

At a greek resturant
Tim- Hey Bob look at that guy he is such a Haralambos.
Bob- Yea he is!

by Razordragon200 September 13, 2016

habal

Cebuano slang term for fuck. Originally used to describe animals having sex, it is now generally used to refer sexual intercourse.

Habali ko (Fuck me).
Gihabalan na sad na siya sa iyang uyab. (She is being fucked by her boyfriend again).

by motherfucking cockroach May 6, 2008

halal

Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.

1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"
"Halal that."

by ettolrahc March 22, 2007

Halal Meat

(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.

Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|

by Kn-og November 26, 2009