I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON by The Website February 26, 2013

R2D2 With A Hard On 

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

R2D2 With A Hard On by Eddy June 17, 2007

Robert Hard 

very hard

Teacher: We have a test next Tuesday
Person One: Is it robert hard, duy hard or mason hard

Robert Hard by Humphrey the third of Sardinia February 1, 2019

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

rock hard love handles by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Roll The Hard Six 

A high risk / high reward operation. The phrase originates from craps where a hard six is achieved by rolling threes on a pair of six-sided dice (3+3). Rolling a hard six has a probability of about 3% whereas rolling six by any other combination has about a 14% chance. A hard six pays 7 to 1 whereas a regular six pays only 7 to 6.

The phrase was used by the character Commander/Admiral William Adama in the television series Battlestar Galactica.

Dude: You should ask her out!
Guy: But what if she turns me down?
Dude: Sometimes you just gotta roll the hard six.

Roll The Hard Six by Josh BP September 19, 2008

rock and a hard place 

in a tight spot; having to make an impossible decision; a lose-lose situation

Shack wants to go to her best fish's birthday, but she already promised to go out of town with her friend. she is between a rock and a hard place.

rock and a hard place by don't hate me February 4, 2005

rock hard

The state of a gentleman's penis when he is sexually excited almost to the point of spontaneous ejaculation.

Come on darlin', get yer kecks off, I'm rock hard!

rock hard by Richard Rockard June 22, 2006