Hambered

To drink to the point of excess; to imbibe enough alcohol to become impaired and start doing things you wouldn't normally. Such as pole dancing, falling in to trees, etc.

She knew if she had another shot that she'd be well on her was to getting hambered.

by SpodyO August 7, 2012

Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.

Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!

by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016

hameenat

A bad fucking bitch, the baddest bitch you'll ever fucking meet like oh cause what go awf baby sis , looking like a snackkk!

Omg ya girls a dime, you got you a hameenat

by Bootylicker1006sikeyouthought February 15, 2017

Hamez

A man long neck and skinny wiener who wont call his mom approached with a fight

Hamez aint no bitch like that woman and garden gnome

by Porkypine232 January 9, 2019

Hamel the Camel

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.

Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"

Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"

Becky: "No."

Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"

by Ricky Bobby 07 March 18, 2019

Hameuesjusis

Hameuesjusis should be used when you have no other words to describe an amazing person. It is sweet, kind, funny, amazing, cool, perfect, pretty, hot and cute all in one.

Dave: You're girlfriend is so cool
Thomas: Yeah she's hameuesjusis

by ellielover69 October 24, 2020

Hameroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hameroid

by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020