hakuna your tatas

Slang for the phrase "calm your titties."

Jeff: hakuna your tatas, bitch.
Ronan: ok

by apple_lychee August 20, 2020

Hamdnosys

Hamdnosys is a very rare disease, it is when you are fat, ugly, smelly, and annoying at the same exact time. Often used as a diss.

Eww, look at that Hamdnosys, he must have the ultimate rare kind.

by Addrinaa August 9, 2012

hakuna wasiwasi

Many People think hakuna matata means no worries but It is not true hakuna wasiwasi is the true no worries

Hakuna wasiwasi is the true hakuna matata

by Volpina/Rena rouge me:) November 4, 2017

hamnesia

1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.

Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).

Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.

by Wynnedalf October 9, 2019

hakuna matata

it means no worries b&#%£

tim: john the house is on fire
john: hakuna matata

by makaylafish December 19, 2020

Hagun

The origin of the name Hagun is from a lesser known Greek god That represents all chubby white boys. Although there buttholes are prone to anal fissures. He’s usually the bosses little bitch but at the same time the boss sucks him off and swallows. Hagun is overall a decent guy considering on a daily basis he forgets his tiny dick is in his belly and balls between the legs thus convincing himself he is a women and that is where his anal fissures come from. “That’s hot” ps Hagun’s are the best plumbers of the world.

It’s so cold my dick is hiding in my belly, Call me Hagun.

by Jerbearsupercool March 19, 2021