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dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk
My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish
by townerw August 26, 2024
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Hamish barr

Hamish is the name of a cute male who is rather sexy
"hamish barr is beautifal"

"i would let hamish barr tap"
by hamishbarrlover60 November 25, 2024
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doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
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hamish

hamish is a funny lad and all around nice guy. would rate 10/10
by anonymousblood173 September 5, 2025
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Hamish Singer

Very sexy man super strong and cool and plays guitar
Wow ur so fine ur like Hamish singer
by Eowzer bowzer October 17, 2025
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hamish

hamish, a caring kind and cute boy. his smile never fails to light up a room whenever he enters. his selfishness never goes to waste and his brave and funny personality is beloved by all. his brown curly hair and light blue eyes, well you could get lost in them. his humourus personality always brings a smile to everyone around himselfs faces. his brave attitude is something everyone should aspire to be like.
hamish is a amazing soul
by emma163839 November 23, 2021
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Hamish Cogger

Hamish is a very well rounded sports player who can play a large variety of sports, his favourites being: Cricket, Field hockey, soccer and indoor cricket :). He has a large group of friends but also a few very close friends. He is a lovely guy. But he hates national fuck Hamish day, April 28th as referred to on another urban dictionary definition
by Hammmm February 19, 2025
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