Haares

When you’re doods at everything. A haares has a bad hairline, wears sketchers, and doesn’t know how to read. Being called a, “haares”, is the worst insult known to man. It means you are illiterate, smell bad, and quite possibly are bad at everything ever.

Person A: *messes up or does something stupid*
Person B: Are you haares?

by FortniteFan2000 August 22, 2020

haaris

a male who wears simpsons pajamas

"haaris got on those pjs again"

by mac10909 February 5, 2010

Dirty Hadrien

When your girl doesnt fall asleep after you shared your Bédodo with her and you fuck her to sleep instead.

"My girl downed a gallon of RedBull yesterday and was getting on my nerves, so i gave her the dirty hadrien!"
"Ah the dirty hadrien... works everytime!"

by anonymous August 23, 2020

Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012

Van Hagar

Van Halen during the Sammy Hagar Days

Van Hagar sucked ass, I liked them better when they were Van Roth!

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

hadas

hott. cute, has big boobs, has brown hair, she loves pearls,and loves guys.

hot funny cute hadasipoo

by mr. scotty May 27, 2010

hagard

horrible a state of horidness
when something goes the way you don't want it too
something gay

something really ugly

damn that shit was hagard

damn that bitch was hagard

by gsjkd;ghsdkghs June 10, 2008