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Hurricane Andrew

Hurricane Andrew made landfall on August 24, 1992 in Homestead, FL as a Category 5. It is the third Category 5 hurricane to ever make landfall in the United States. The last recorded winds were measured at 167 mph with gusts of 212 mph in Homestead. It is the second costliest hurricane in US history, after bitch ass Hurricane Katrnia ran a train on the Gulf Coast and not just New Orleans. Hurricane Andrew is nicknamed "the big one" because of it's intensity.

The name Andrew is used to describe intense hurricanes by locals.
Hurricane Andrew was a real hurricane and does not compare to Katrina. Plus who the hell builds a city under water?!

If another Andrew comes I am getting the hell out of here. I am too old to be dodging flying glass and pushing walls up because the house feels like it's about to explode.
by Andrewcat5 September 25, 2011
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Hurricane Glester

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.
by DaPacman March 2, 2009
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Hurrea

A hilarious face which involves sticking your bottom jaw out to your fullest ability (along with with an EXTREMELY large smile), extending your nostrils very widely, and raising the eyebrows. For a larger affect, most increase the size of their eyes.
"Woah! Look at HER FACE!"
"Yeah, that's a hurrea right there."
by Shaniiqua. May 1, 2010
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Hurricane Tortilla

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.
Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?
by #1 Banana January 16, 2018
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hurrumph

a saying one expresses when they are angry and put out...a tired annoyed statement
hurruph! im tired, its too hot out here
by mstar June 26, 2003
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Butterflies and Hurricanes

One of Muse's many great songs. It's on the album "absoultion". It features a heart-meltingly beautiful piano solo preformed by Matt Bellamy, i.e. love, in human form.
Lyrics for "Butterflies and Hurricanes"
"Change everything you are
and everything you were
Your number has been called

Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your Time is now
Your Time is now

Change everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called

Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now

Don't let yourself down
Don't let yourself go
Your last chance has arrived

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now"

Sings Matthew Bellamy angelicly, simutaiously managing to alternate between piano and guitar.

Me:*dies*
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Hurrup

Hurrup Twist That Blunt So We Can Get Smoked Fool.
by Sip Elwell May 14, 2011
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