Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.

Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.

Harvard Horseshit by waytogo September 22, 2009

horse shoe 

when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.

I knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job

horse shoe by holi64 June 29, 2008

happy horseshit

Phrase usually preceded with "a bunch of" referring to any number of persons, incidents, conversations, speeches, etc...in an unfavorable way. A fun way to say "bullshit" or "full of shit" while also lending a nice visual.

Colts win Superbowl 41?!?! Well, isn't that just a bunch of Happy Horseshit!!!

happy horseshit by Bitwit December 9, 2008

Horseshow 

A place where people ride around on thousand pound animals and people watch them and give them ribbons, unless they suck.

Then they just don't get anything....

" Hey! Did you go watch Sally at the horseshow? "

Horseshow by Laura Lyn May 19, 2008

Horse shoe 

Ninja-type action, two rivals facing each other sprinting attack in which one fighter leaps into the air forming his entire being into a human shaped horse shoe. Aiming the center of the horse shoe at the opponents neck with a smooth roll out to finish the move. (paralysis is a possibility)

OH MY GOD! I got a horse shoe straight to the neck

Horse shoe by thumpcityslammer May 6, 2011

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war 

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

horshoebay

the most ghetto part of westvan. some go as far to call it the armpit of the dub V. Being a rest stop for boweners, crazy island folk and lost drugged out bums HB always has a variety of intersting sites to see. Kids coming out of horshoebay, self proclaimed "bay rats", are usually huge stoners or angry preppy kids who's parents made them move there becuase of lack of funds or otherwise. With the non stop weed smoking and copious amounts of marjuana being moved through the area(result of many bay rats turned drug dealers, there are more then a few) horshoe bay is the place to be.

"yo man where you picking up?"
"horshoebay"
"shit thats far away"

horshoebay by bayrat May 15, 2007