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Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020
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Hakase

This word means "professor," in Japanese, but is usually used as a way to say "daddy" in a sexual sense.
"Yes Hakase Tsukuyama! Fuck me til' my pussy bleeds!"
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hakagay

A Naruto headband, but can also be when you get railed in the ass and killed at the same time.
Gio: Guys did you hear about the war zone update?
Bobby: Shut up Gio that’s why you’re Hakagay
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Hakiobo

A geniosity who is more orzer than the orz, uses Kotlin to slice through the hard 3500 rated problems within a second
He must be a hakiobo, cuz he AKed the contest in 7s
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havailah

Demar's wife
havailah is Demar's wife
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