When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.
Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
by BaguetteLuvr April 22, 2022
by The Grilled Cheese Show September 30, 2022
An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.
by TuckYourChainz March 14, 2019
Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
by GrilledCheeseMan April 4, 2023
The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before
by Supertaint February 19, 2016
"do you enjoy Grilled cheese?"
"no i do not enjoy grilled cheese."
he doesn't enjoy cock and ball torture
"no i do not enjoy grilled cheese."
he doesn't enjoy cock and ball torture
by wowweewoREEEEE October 12, 2021
When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).
Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.
by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020