Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

Gravel

A person who is a pain in everyone’s ass /j. He plays the quad and is a very smart boy… but he does not know how to spell for the life of him. He is very kind towards others but be warned, once he befriends you… his attitude will change into a jokingly rude in a nice way one. His best friend is Swamp and he bullies her relentlessly.

“Do you know gravel?”
“Of course!! Who dosent?? I’m pretty sure he was controlling the score board at last nights football game. Nice boy, very nice boy “

by Swampwazhere October 6, 2021

Gravel Man

An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy

-Operator

Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.

by Gravel Man February 19, 2021

The Graveler

The act of masturbating with a handfull of gravel. whilst some people might find this painfull others find the pain rather pleasurable.

*guy 1* Dude I tried The Graveler last night
*guy 2* holy crap man did that shit not hurt?
*guy 1* yeah but i liked it!

by wild Snorlax November 27, 2011

Gravel Scrabble

Eating a girl out while she’s driving. Usually involving spelling words out with your tongue on her vag while she operates a motor vehicle.

Damn I just played gravel scrabble with that Pi Phi who got a dui. I can’t believe I’m still alive.

by Ya boy skinny peen October 6, 2021

Gravel

Alec

Alec is gravel.

by Melp3113 December 20, 2016

wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

by JAJBanks November 28, 2016